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lifeonuranusisnteasy:

sterlingsea:

morivan:

pinklikeme:

snowleopardferret:

celesgami:

wot4:

Good Lord is it bird o’clock already?

my grandma has this clock and i find it important to inform you all that every hour it makes the bird call sound of the bird of the hour

I had this clock growing up and I learned to hate the bird that sounded when it was time to leave for the bus.

My grandparents have TWO of these clocks in close to the same room. It makes like a bird explosion every hour on the hour.

Oh my god my grandmother had this clock. I hate this clock. This clock is the twee- wait.

…No…

There was more than one kind!?

My grandmother’s had something like the Great Horned Owl or some shit at midnight. All I know is noon and in the dead of night, it would angrily screech at everyone. OH GOD THEY MADE MORE THAN ONE KIND!?

I AM GETTING FIVE

my grandma use to have that clock too
wow

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TAGGED AS: this is for you rebecca;  




The two of you have forged an excellent partnership.

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agentinconvenient:

Finished my north cosplay
I’m actually really proud if it

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kalmoony:

I just had a vivid image of Felix slapping Locus’ ass while calling him “sweetie”

Locus freezing and saying very quietly

"I will break your fingers"

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cahboose:

Let’s Play - Dead Space 3 (Witch Jack & Joel) (x)

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TAGGED AS: rt;  




sips-butt:

He looks so happy

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TAGGED AS: sips is a gift;  




"even if I CRINGE to think of anyone actually attempting to write them" HEE HEE HEE.

ASKED BY darkfrog24.

punishandenslavesuckers:

darkfrog24:

punishandenslavesuckers:

HOW DO YOU WRITE A HAPPINESS AI?

SOUTH: So I finally have an AI.  Well power up little fella, and you better not be as annoying as my squishy organic teammates.

IOTA: Will do, Agent South.  And can I say am just pleased as punch to be assigned to you.

SOUTH: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*SPITS TEA*

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TAGGED AS: jfc;  rvb;  




who’s idea was it to create a number we can’t write

21 minutes ago with 3 notes
TAGGED AS: diddle daddles;  




shitroosterteethsays:

Geoff (impersonating Ryan): “Oh, I’m Ryan… PC… Computers.”
Ryan: “I’d do an impression of you, but I don’t have a dick in my mouth.”

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TAGGED AS: ah;  gOT EM;  




Blood Gulch Blues (A Capella Cover) BY Riccasze
5,291 plays

Originally by Trocadero

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TAGGED AS: love these;  rvb;  




lostinthehaywoods:

Doctor Arin and Nurse Danny perform an opeRAYtion

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TAGGED AS: rt;  Gg;  




rt-dee:

achievementhvnter:

Anywho…

BRB, gonna scream…

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TAGGED AS: rt;  




24 minutes ago with 36191 notes  - via / source
TAGGED AS: I love this so much;  




face painting practice bc i hate faces with a burning passion

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